• dehydrated hoe: you look like a dweeb caring around that water bottle all day lol
  • me: yeah bitch well you look like a crunch bar and I bet ya pee is yellow

livinyoung-wild-confused:

I fuck up a lot and I might be a straight asshole, but if I care about you damnit I’ll do whatever I can for you when you need me

(Source: whitegirlsdrinkvodkasodas, via hopelessblog)